Hello, and a big Bastardly welcome to Complete Bastards’ Interactive, the home of the Complete Bastards range of books.
I know that this is a rather sad attempt at a first posting for our Blog, but we’re rather busy at the moment finishing off our first title - ‘Date Her, Dupe Her, Dump Her: The Complete Bastards Guide to Online Dating (and Beyond) so we don’t really have time to come up with anything terribly witty and clever. Hopefully we will in time though.
Currently we are looking for some Bastardly Beta-Testers who can take a look at the work in progress and give us their (educated) thoughts on how it’s looking.
So if you somehow stumbled across this blog entry and would like a sneak peek at what we’re up to in return for providing us with some constructive feedback, then please contact us.
Pull the plug on this sad joke while you still have time
Excellent news.
We haven’t even launched yet and we’re already getting out first piece of hate mail. The first of many, I hope.
Better to be hated than ignored - that’s what I always think.
Unfortunately it’s too late to pull the plug on it now - we finished the first draft last night, so our Bastardness will be uleashed upon the world whether you like it or not. Probably on 9 April.
In the unlikely even that you have any friends, please tell them of our heresy as it will be a great kickstart to our viral campaign.
If anyone would like to buy multiple copies of our books in order to participate in ritual book burnings, we are prepared to supply them at generously discounted prices.
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