‘Patriarch of the Complete Bastard family.’

You name it - Papa Bastards done it. Twice, probably. Changing countries and careers as often as some people change their underwear, he's done as much in his life as a dozen regular folk will have done, and done it in a way that regular folk would never have dreamt of doing anyway. Now there's not too much left for him to do any more.

So instead, he's passing on his knowledge and wicked wisdom to a new generation in the form of his Complete Bastards Guides in the hope that others will carry on down the Path to Bastardom after he has gone.