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WHO ARE THE COMPLETE BASTARDS?

The Complete Bastard is a complex and controversial character - admirable and loathsome in equal measure. His major achievement in life is that he gets what he doesn’t really deserve, but no one can quite work out how he does it. A born maverick; a man who can swindle any system; a much desired lothario in love; and a success at whatever he turns his devious hand to. He is all these things and more.

Under the leadership of Papa Bastard, the Complete Bastards are a network of writers who all believe in one Bastardly motto: ‘Do it to others before they do it to you’.

The Complete Bastards share all their expert know how and practical tips in a range of fun to read Guide Books, that really do help readers get on in life.


THE COMPLETE BASTARDS MANIFESTO
Here are the rules of the game; the dogma; the self-help golden commandments to fulfilling your goals and your true potential. Learn them and obey them and you’ll never stray far from the Path of Bastardom.

  • The Complete Bastard always wins, for there is no merit in not being Best Bastard.

  • The Complete Bastard is focused, dedicated and ruthless in pursuit of his goals in order to become an over-achiever.

  • The Complete Bastard always seeks audacious and maverick solutions to some of life's greatest challenges.

  • The Complete Bastard knows how to turn any situation to his advantage, leading to more cash, more success, and an enhanced lifestyle.

  • The Complete Bastard never commits acts that are illegal, criminal, or cause direct harm to others. He’s way too smart for a life of crime.

  • The Complete Bastard is an expert social animal. He has the charm, the wits and the cunning to know that he needs others to help him achieve his ambitions.


JOIN OUR WEB COMMUNITY

The Complete Bastards have also have an online forum where those on the Path to Bastardom can come together in order to exchange ideas and experiences. Readers can access this resource via our Complete Bastards Interactive section. Here you’ll find:

  • Additional tips and techniques for the Complete Bastards Guide that you are interested in.

  • Free-to-register interactive forums where like-minded Bastards meet and share their devious know-how and experiences.

  • Author blogs where you can follow the life and times of every one of our writers and get lots more behind-the-Bastard-scenes insight.

  • Latest news and book releases from the Complete Bastards’ brand.

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