IT'S THE EASY ROUTE TO OVERACHIEVEMENT

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Complete Bastards Guides is a range of books which impart secret, never-before-revealed knowledge which provides an easy route to overachievement in the most important areas of anyone's life, including, love, money, sex and career.

Written by a network of writers, each one as Completely Bastardly as the next, our books give you the lowdown on how to be a successful lowlife in whatever area of life you choose to focus on.

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01.06.2009 - DATE HER, DUPE HER, DUMP HER IS RELEASED!

It took a fair bit longer than we expected, but finally the paperback version of Complete Bastards first title - Date Her, Dupe Her, Dump Her - The Complete Bastards Guide to Online Dating by Marcus Bliss has been released and is now available for purchase from Amazon both in the US and UK.

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30.04.2009 - COMPLETE BASTARDS RELEASES FIRST TITLE

Complete Bastards is proud to announce the release of its first title - Date Her, Dupe Her, Dump Her - The Complete Bastards Guide to Online Dating by Marcus Bliss. The ebook version of the title is now ready for instant download at a price of $19.95 and is available for preorder via Amazon prior to an official release date of 30 April.

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19.03.2009 - A BASTARDLY WELCOME TO ... CLAUDIA FOX

We welcome our first female writer into the fold after Claudia Fox has been signed up to write agreed to write How to Get Into My Pants. The book will reveal the secrets of what goes in women’s minds, including their attitudes to romance, love, dating and sex.

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18.03.2009 - DATE HER, DUPE HER, DUMP HER SET FOR RELEASE

Our first Complete Bastard Guide, Date Her, Dupe Her, Dump Her is set for a release date of April 30. Written by Marcus Bliss, his book is a true life account of how he transformed himself from loser to user through online dating.

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17.03-2009 - COMPLETE BASTARDS LAUNCH FIRST AUTHOR’S BLOG

Complete Bastard Guide author Marcus Bliss has started his own blog. It features a behind the scenes peek at life as a Complete Bastard writer, plus lots of extra Bastardly hints and tips from his forthcoming book Date Her, Dupe Her, Dump Her, set for release in April 2009.

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16.03.2009 - COMPLETE BASTARDS ANNOUNCE 2ND BOOK TITLE

With the global economy in meltdown, isn’t it time that someone saved the situation? Well, we are proud to announce we have the answer and also our second title release. Business Blagging & Bullshitting - The Complete Bastards Guide will be written by Nick Pendrell.

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